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If a German ‘gets on your cookie’, it’s probably because they have ‘hair on their teeth’ – but is it really worth making an ‘elephant out of a mosquito’? If you don’t understand German slang, don’t fret; this guide to the most important phrases that you need to know.

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Germans don’t ‘cut school or work’, they ‘make blue’.
A German won’t ‘beat someone up’, but instead ‘mixes someone up’.
Germans don’t ‘make fun of you’, they ‘pull you through the cacao’.
It’s not ‘all Greek’ to a German if they don’t understand – instead they ‘only understand train stations’.
Germans don’t ‘turn you down’ if you ask for a date but they will ‘give you a basket’.
Germans don’t have ‘a skeleton in their closet’ – they have ‘dirt on the stick’.
A German woman does not have a ‘nice rack’, she has ‘a lot of wood in front of her shack’.
Germans are not ‘slow on the uptake’, but they could have ‘a plank in front of their heads’.
Germans don’t ‘bite the dust’ – they ‘bite the grass’.
Alternatively, they might just ‘hand in the spoon’.
Germans don’t ‘get on your nerves’, but they might ‘get on your cookie’.
Germans don’t ‘commit a blunder’ – they ‘step in a bowl of grease’.
Germans don’t have a ‘sharp tongue’, instead they have ‘hair on their teeth’.
A German husband is not ‘henpecked’, he is a ‘slipper hero’.
German don’t ‘overcome their weaker self’, they overcome their ‘inner pig-dog’.
Germans don’t make ‘a mountain out of a mole hill’, they make an ‘elephant out of a mosquito’.
Germans don’t have to ‘chose between the devil and the deep blue sea’ but they might have to ‘chose between pestilence and cholera’.
Germans are not told to ‘go jump in a lake’, they are told to ‘go where the pepper grows’.
Germans are not ‘blind’, they have ‘tomatoes on his eyes’.
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