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Last update on November 14, 2019
Written by Canis Bonus

Imagine jogging with your dog in the Netherlands? Before you try it, read dog specialist Laure-Anne Viselé’s tips for running with your canine companion.

As a dog writer, I have a bit of a professional ‘third eye’: I see dog diseases everywhere. So I indulged in my Munchausen’s by proxy again (seeing diseases in someone else). This time, it was for lumps on my dog’s rump. Completely unimpressed, the vet squarely told me, à la Dutch: “Your dog’s too fat”.

After getting over the frankly crushing humiliation, I figured I’d take the dog jogging with me as I go every couple of days anyway.

True to form, I had him tested for heart problems (predictably enough: negative). Looking good on paper. Didn’t quite work out, though…

I start putting together a jogging survival kit (thirteen items on a good day):

For the dog:

Scooper bags

Small treats (he IS on a diet)

Reflecting dog bandana: I want cars to see him

Flashing bike light on his collar: I want to see him myself


For me (it’s winter in my Dutch village):

Woolly hat;

Two pairs of jogging trousers;

Two sweaters;

A fleece jacket;

High-visibility vest;

My snazzy jogging shoes;

I-pod on a wrist wrap; and

i-pod headphones (yes, bright green).

The whole ordeal takes about twenty minutes, but, somehow, I am still roaring to go. The unsuspecting dog too: he still thinks he’s going for a ‘regular’ walk.

And then it happens: five quick steps to jogging abyss).

I start off in a trot to the sound of, say, Peggy Lee. Already the dog is trailing behind. After a few seconds, I have to kind of hop in one place until he’s caught up every five meters.

Five minutes later, I get sick of the whole thing and move on to Abba (there, I said it), clipping the leash on. He grudgingly follows my pace, soon dragging behind like a trawler.

I quickly take pity on him (I always fall for his theatrics) and unclip him. I then start jogging (to Guns ‘n Roses, no less) in a zigzag, so that he has less distance to cover (yes, it is humiliating).

After ten minutes of this regime, utterly disgusted, I bring him back home to my very amused husband, so I can start my real jog.

It wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t constantly have to take my earphones off to politely answer the well-meaning but Oh-so-Dutch question: “Hij heeft geen zin, he?” (“He doesn’t feel like it, does he?”) .

Jogging to keep fit? Definitely. Having a dog to keep fit? Mmmmmm. All I know at this stage is … that dog will be the death of me.