Gang allegedly behind Multibanco “explosions” run to ground

Less than a week since the country’s most powerful political couple (Minister of the Sea Ana Paula Vitorino and her husband interior minister Eduardo Cabrita) were woken from their slumbers by an ear-shattering dawn explosion as yet another ATM machine was blasted clean out of its support structure judicial police have announced success. The gang believed to be responsible for a trail of similar high-value assaults up and down the country has finally been run to ground.