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01/12/2009Expat Voices: Steve White on living in the Netherlands

Expat Voices: Steve White on living in the Netherlands Australian Steve has his theories on why the Dutch are so tall, and encourages expats to "complain as much as possible" for better service.

Name: Steve White
Nationality: Australian
City of residence: Bussum
Date of birth: 17-2-68
Civil status: Single
Occupation: IT consultant
Reason for moving to the Netherlands: Insanity
Lived in the Netherlands for: 10 years


What was your first impression of the Netherlands?
I arrived around Christmas 1999, a cold winter, and stayed a week in the urban desert of Lelystad and then a week in a holiday unit that clings bravely to the sands of Zandvoort by the North Sea. It was cold, stormy, wet and windy, and felt like the end of the earth.

What do you think of the food?
Mostly it’s highly processed and standardised in every ethnic category – Chinese takeaway from Groningen to Maastricht will have the same fried rice with a fried egg and a triangular slice of ham on top in the plastic container, satay sticks and peanut sauce. Indian will be fairly insipid.

I tried an ‘Egyptian’ restaurant last week that had no baba gannoush, no hummous, tahini or kibby; just the standard Dutch ribs with garlic mayo.

I haven’t found any really good places to eat that I would recommend. Most places are let down in one or another area – price, quality, cleanliness, ambience, service.  Nan Tin is quite nice for yum cha, but nowhere near the quality of numerous places in Melbourne.

Argentinean ribs are usually a big serve and taste good.

What do you think of the shopping in the Netherlands?
Shopping is acceptable once you know where to go, but there are no big malls and it’s overpriced compared to neighbouring countries, so it’s common to shop in Belgium or Germany.

Steve White shopping at Berlin market
Shopping at Berlin Market

 

What do you appreciate about living in the Netherlands?
I like to focus on the positive, so I have compiled a list of positives over the decade. I’m up to six:

  • It’s very flat so it’s perfect for cycling – you never get tired.
  • The water is good to drink, with no taste, unlike Australian water which tastes like a chlorine cocktail.
  • There are a lot of flowers. They even leave clumps of uncut weeds along the nature strips so the seeds can propagate next season.
  • There are a lot of birds, with big migrating flocks often passing overhead and landing in wetlands. I’ve seen the traffic stopped while a ‘dieren ambulance’ tended to a swan that had been hit by a car near Leidseplein. Kind of charming.
  • It is fairly central to other European countries.
  • If you ask for directions the person will offer detailed directions for as long as your politeness forces you to listen.
What do you find most frustrating about living in the Netherlands?
Sometimes you just want them to point the direction. Apparently that would be too loose and casual – everything has to be completely ordered and controlled.  If you duck into a shop to ask which way is the post office, you will have to wait in the queue or risk the stern stares of the affronted customers when you interject.

The Dutch are single-tasking machines. The first answer to most questions is ‘impossible’, revealing their inherently obstructive natures. They seem to block the path deliberately in order to extract a ‘pardon’ from passers by. On trains they will spread their goods out over the four nearby seats then focus on their newspaper so intently they become oblivious to other passengers looking for a seat.
 
Steve White on holiday at dusk
Steve on holiday, enjoying dusk

Another pet peeve is the lack of hygiene in Holland. I had serious culture shock after a holiday in Tunisia when I ordered a cake in a local bakery, and the shop woman handled the cake thoroughly before pushing it into a bag and then handling my money, ready for the next unsuspecting customer.  Once I ordered a roast chicken and the butcher, after giving change to the previous customer, manhandled the chicken into the too-small bag, then wiped the greasy gravy off his fingers before taking my coins. Nauseated, I told him I couldn’t eat it, and of course he was offended. Even asking the price of items seems to require the shop person to press their index finger tip into the item before replying. Having been to over 30 countries, I can say that Holland is the only one that doesn’t require gloves or tongs.

 
What puzzles you about the Netherlands and what do you miss since you’ve moved here?
At first it puzzled me that there are so many convertibles here. Then I bought one when I realised it’s to maximise absorption of the few meek rays of sun that reach Holland each year. I miss the sunshine, decent restaurants, good coffee.

It still puzzles me why they are so tall. I have two theories, based on Natural Selection. Due to the flatness of the land, only the tallest hunter gatherers survived since they could see their prey from far away. Holland was low and subject to frequent flooding, so only the tallest of the species kept their heads out of water to survive.

How does the quality of life in the Netherlands compare to the quality of life in other countries that you’ve lived in?
Being from Australia, there is no comparison. The Netherlands is like a third world country in that regard.  Here most people don’t know about dishwashers, electric garage doors, usually have no car and live in a tiny house in a row or block with little or no garden, surrounded by concrete walls with no cornices or skirting boards, no fly screens, one bathroom and a toilet so small you can’t turn around.  In Australia it’s normal to have a house of 200+ square metres and two cars, to eat out regularly, buy excellent fresh meat and vegetables cheaply.

Winter lasts most of the year here, and there is very little to do except play billiards or go bowling.  Skiing is at least nine hours drive away, but ice skating can be very local if the canals freeze over, which is becoming more rare each year.

I have only found one good coffee place in Holland, called Coffeelovers in Maastricht, where the coffee is comparable to that of Melbourne or Milan.

If you could change anything about the Netherlands, what would it be?
I would change the weather to something more equatorial, and somehow introduce good service, and make the people more socially flexible. One sunny day I texted a Dutch friend if he felt like a game of tennis today and he said ‘Sure, how about 12.30 Saturday 24 August?’ which was about two months away. Any meeting has to be planned in the agenda months ahead.

What advice would you give to a newcomer?
Buy a house as soon as possible, which will be relatively easy, and then prepare to be obstructed at every turn, for utility connections and everything else you need.

Complain as much as possible about the bad service, the three-inch head on your four-inch beer, and aggressively demand whatever you need, never accepting ‘no’ for an answer. This way things might change for the better.
 
Steve White smelling the roses
Smelling the roses


Would you like to add anything that we haven’t addressed in the questionnaire?
Even though it has few strong points, I do find Holland to be a relatively safe and ‘civilised’ country, with less random violence than Australia. Also I think people of different races are better accepted here.
 
All photos © Steve White

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44 reactions to this article

Dan (another immigrant) posted: 2009-12-01 15:49:56

Ok, so after all these criticisms we're left with the obvious question: if Holland is like a third world country compared to Australia, what stops you to go back?

Steve posted: 2009-12-01 19:04:54

Good question. Have a guess Dan.

Jennifer posted: 2009-12-02 11:22:52

I have to say that I agree completely with this article. Sure, there are some nice things about Holland, but in general life is MUCH harder here than it has to be. Glad to be going back to my home country!!!

didi posted: 2009-12-02 11:36:42

I can fully understand that you feel the need to shop outsider The Netherlands.............nowhere in The Netherlands would sell a hat like that!!
No accounting for some peoples (bad) taste.

Geoff posted: 2009-12-02 11:39:16

There's a certain amount of truth in Steve's vision of Australia. The bureaucracy, the control, the 'ambtenaarishness' (officialdom) drive me crazy. And I presume Steve's here because there's no work for him in Australia.
If the photo of him in Berlin is anything to go by, I'm not surprised he's single.

Ray posted: 2009-12-02 11:41:39

...but the Dutch were famous for being a nation of short people, back in the Golden Age. Rembrandt and van Gogh were tiny men. So how come they are tall now? Steve's explanation doesn't hold up.

I think it is because of modern farming techniques, where all the dairy produce is infused with growth hormone, which make the cows grow larger and produce more milk.

John posted: 2009-12-02 12:34:50

...and he's still in this third world country, apparently after 10 years! Time to move on, pal. You give the rest of us Australians a bad name as a bunch of boring whingers. I can only assume your consulting rate is set so high that you find it hard to go elsewhere, in which case you should have listed "extremely lucrative IT contracting opportunities" as an addition to your 6 postives.

MonkeyNuts posted: 2009-12-02 13:01:44

How refreshing to read a report of reality instead of the insipid accounts from other expats. Things are x100 harder here - products are v.v. expensive, customer service is just awful, trying to find decent food products is practically impossible, unless you don't work and have a week to travel from one place to another. It's a country run by rules and regulations, which is fine for a place like China with their huge population, but in a tiny country like Holland it's suffocating. I'm here because of marriage, no other reason.

gbernsdorff posted: 2009-12-02 13:09:05

I am an expat in my own country, having lived abroad for the better part of my life. I agree with Steve on a number of issues, but I beg to differ on Food. Obviously, Steve has not found the right places. The quality has been improving considerably over the past decade. There are many excellent restaurants now, though they are not always around the corner and tend to be more expensive than their peers in France or Austria. There is much attention for Slow Food. Lots of places sell traditional and biodynamically grown food. Speaking of my own peculiar little sin, there is a number of chocolatiers and patissiers who are in no way inferior to what Paris and Vienna have to offer. I used to drive to Monsieur Linxhe in the rue François 1er for chocolates, or to Sweertvaegher in Antwerp, or stock up at Rajsigl when I passed by Innsbruck en route to Bozen. I still do, but I have that quality at my doorstep now, which is a godsend if one has reached 65.

Steve posted: 2009-12-02 15:14:25

Yeh yeh Didi I didn.t buy that hat, just tried it on!

Ray I´ve heard the growth hormone theory, but the food you eat would not change your genes and hence make your kids taller - it seems a genetic disposition. Growth hormones are more restricted now they say.
So we.ll see, as the latest crop of Dutchlings grow up.

John, no, lower rate than in Aus actually.

jeff posted: 2009-12-02 15:17:03

i also think some of these complaints are refreshing to read.i have alot of the same.i'm from seattle in the states

jenny posted: 2009-12-02 17:01:01

Also nice to read some complaints for a change. This column is usually painfully positive. I'm guessing the relaxed laws relating to drugs/sex are the reason you're still here. Given the long list of complaints, short list of positives and the fact that you're single I'm not sure what else it could be. I'm guessing your theories on dutch tallness are a joke? They haven't been tall for that long. I must say I have been to Australia so in terms of the nature, open space and climate must agree that NL doesn't come close! But in terms of history and culture, NL wins hands down. As for the small houses and gardens and one bathroom only- they just don't have the space here that they have in Oz. I had to laugh at the horrified reactions of some colleagues when another colleague revealed he was going to have 2 bathrooms in his new-build house. Such an extravagance! Food-wise I agree that, unless you want to pay alot, the food in restaurants in rubbish when compared to most other countries in Europe. But if you want to cook at home you can get some great produce. As for trying to change things by complaining - I tried that strategy for 10 years. It didn't work. It just made me angry and miserable. A good friend of mine - she's been here forever- suggested smiling when people say no and asking again. That seems to work much better.

Steve posted: 2009-12-02 21:04:50

I'm actually not all that single Jenny, and yes it's extended family keeps me here mainly. I'm not THAT heavily into drugs... :)
It is remarkable about the obligatory 'no' response - I went to Blokker the other day and asked 5 assistants for those cocktail toothpick thingies and they said 'No' very definitely, and then asked for metal oven trays - same response, then big bowls, and again a firm No!
I replied 'OK so you don't know, I'll look myself' and sure enough found all of them.
Maybe "no" means "don't know" here.

So what's your theory on why they're the tallest race on Earth?

John posted: 2009-12-02 22:40:55

I don't know where you people eat out and I can't comment about Bussum or Lelystad but I never have any problem finding scores of really good not-so-expensive-restaurants in Amsterdam where the service is excellent. Maybe you're all students or something. I've eaten crap food here but I've also eaten crap, expensive (and rotten) food in France, crap food in Belgium, crap food in Italy and tonnes of crap food in Australia. I've eaten crap food in countries besides these. I could also recite a long list of bad service experiences I've had in the wide brown land as well.
I'd be one of the last people to say that Albert Heijn offers a fabulous shopping experience but at least I can obtain some decent steak there that doesn't seem to have come from a beast that'd been flogged through the scrub over a period of 20 years.
The mention of "order and control" here is amusing given that Australia is Nanny State Numero Uno. Most things that are banned or made compulsory in other western countries are banned or made compulsory there first: smoking bans, alcohol bans, fireworks bans, compulsory seatbelts, junkfood bans, government proposals to censor internet content; video game bans; traffic enforcement like you wouldn't believe (probably a good idea given that they can't drive at all well); Mexican wave at sporting event bans; dog bans, and the compulsory strapping of stupid lumps of plastic to your head when riding a bicycle. This last one seems to have really been taken to heart by the public, because if you dare to venture onto even a quiet street without your lump of plastic, some passing yob motorist in an ugly car will hurl abuse at you before speeding off. They take it upon themselves to act as some sort of proxy do-gooding police force. I had more than 30 years experience living there. I like to return for holidays occasionally as its physically a beautiful country but there are many things about the place that I don't like. Rather than whine about it on a website, I moved.

Steve posted: 2009-12-03 11:30:07

You get the best of both worlds John, you moved AND you're whining on a website!

If you can recommend any decent eateries in Amsterdam, pass them on please. I could name 20 in Melbourne (and great coffee places), but 'passable' is about the best I've had here.
It's certainly true about the aggressive violent yobs in Australia.
The Dutch behave much better - maybe due to their school kanjer training.

Quin posted: 2009-12-04 09:09:59

Mate, sounds like you need to head back "down under".

CW posted: 2009-12-04 09:24:01

Sometimes it's not all about "you" and you have to make compromises for the sake of one's family. Sounds as if he had to make a choice between a relationship with his family or warm sunny weather thousands of kilometres away. Looks like he chose the former. Good on him!

Pip posted: 2009-12-04 11:18:01

"I have only found one good coffee place in Holland, called Coffeelovers in Maastricht, where the coffee is comparable to that of Melbourne or Milan."

That had me chuckling over my Douwe

DoeMaar posted: 2009-12-04 14:46:38

I knew this would get a rash of criticism. The guy has a right to give his honest opinion after being here 10 years. I thought that the Dutch liked direct-ness. ? ;-) He doesn't have to love everything about being here and he sure doesn't need to go back to his own land. He has a right to complain. It's observations from an expat point of view. FFS.

I can relate to a LOT of this. There are positives and negatives to every place you live. I'm sure he could drum up some about his native Oz, too.

I read this with humor. I like the list of positives over 10 years comes to a total of 6. LMAO!

Enjoyable read.

Bradinholland posted: 2009-12-04 15:40:24

Spot on Steve!
I’d drink an overpriced beer served by a nose picking, inattentive, know-it-all Dutch server with you any day mate.

Crystal posted: 2009-12-04 20:10:43

Of course Steve is not "all that single",Steve have had me. :)

herman posted: 2009-12-05 10:17:12

He had me too.... ;-)

Mari posted: 2009-12-05 10:19:40

Steve has had me too. :) x

hannahts posted: 2009-12-08 12:32:47

He had me too :-) hehehehe joking of course,

But i tend to like Holland and plan to stay. I dont know what australia is like so i cant comment on the comparisons made except yes its very expensive.

Jaye posted: 2009-12-09 13:17:03

I agree with a number of points, particularly the extremely poor service that's so rampant here in NL. I've never had trouble finding decent restaurants but they are all way overpriced for the quality you get.

I'm also pleased to hear you mention the way the Dutch seem to deliberately get in the way, doorway, pathway...I used to work in restaurants and later in offices and instead of saying 'excuse me', I'd give a look and say 'people working' to my colleagues. Their klompen-clad feet are stuck in mud and they cannot tolerate the presence of an unoccupied open space...have you ever noticed how quick you have to be in the supermarket before someone stretches an arm in front of your nose or stands directly in front of you? Peasant behavior that only accepts rudeness when it is not directed to them.

Men who wear socks with emblems and Disney characters plastered on their ankles (borrowed from the kids?) and eternally retro wardrobes that are second-hand (to the Nth exponent)...I'd rather shop at K-mart then in NL.

Dishing the Dutch is an ex-pat's favorite pastime, but we all have the option of leaving. As some other respondents mentioned, there are too many of these interviews with unrealistic positive comments. Who in the world believes that type of hype anymore??? My Dutch friends are still in my life because they say these same things about NL. You gain much more credibility when you portray a balanced picture of a place.

Steve posted: 2009-12-09 17:23:50

There are apparently quite a lot of crazy people in this country. Maybe the relaxed drug laws are a factor. :-)

Bee posted: 2009-12-22 13:08:33

I agree with Steve on almost everything. Yes, also on the food issue. Once my husband was dining out with his colleagues at a Chinese restaurant for the first time. Instead of picking off the menu card, they decided to leave the decision to the chef. In the end, the chef came out with dishes with 'familiar' tastes. Everyone said it was a wonderful dinner. But the thing is, my husband said, the chef just knows his Dutch customers well. As long as he makes similar tasting food to what the Dutch are used to, it will be fine. So as long as the taste is familiar to the Dutch, you can have many varieties of food here like the Mexican, Korean, etc... My husband is Dutch by the way.

The hygiene part is so absolutely true. I was shocked the first time I saw people using their bare hands to prepare food for me. But my problem is, my husband does not see that this is a problem! He said, we need to be dirty in order for the immune system to be strong.


Marga posted: 2010-04-02 15:13:47

I understand that holland isn't perfect, but to whine about just about everything is a bit too much!!
About the hygiene issue, Australians are not exactly clean, actually they are quite grotty in my opinion, and how many snackbars and restaurant have been closed down due to unhygienic practices, plenty!!
I don't understand that people want to stay in a country they don't like, maybe you should go back to australia, they still live in the dark ages, perhaps you like that better!!

BC posted: 2010-04-02 20:01:23

well.Marga,you misunderstood him who just expressed the truth about living in Holland.If you understand holland isn't perfect then why don't you face the truth,but excluding outsiders?

nadia posted: 2010-04-05 07:11:19

Oh Oh Oh steve

dont act like a wombat 'big and empty"
Follow the aussies own advice on the bumper stickers
" if you dont like it here then piss off to your own country'
If australia is so wonderful why does it have one of the highest suicide rates in the world not to mention teenage pregnancies ? If the food is so great why are the aussies known to be very obese? Safety is also an issue ,think of the countless backpacker murders,the bikie gangs ,
Have you seen the poor housing in redfern,guildford, etc
Etc etc etc but as usual the aussies like to dish it but cant take it.
Get rid of your tall poppy syndrome .

LBC posted: 2010-04-05 16:15:38

Woops...Please don't tell me this is western Civilization.Be civilized everyone!!!?

cece posted: 2010-04-05 20:13:55

Hey,nadia,you know what if he don't like holland but for some reasons who have to stay over there,Obviously,I could understand steve if he don't like Holland where he has lived for 10 years long.

Tony posted: 2010-04-06 05:13:33

Cece, what you're saying is that Steve HAS to live in Holland, but does not like it here? Then he should remember he is a guest in our wonderfull country and guests do not bag the hosts. Unless Steve is locked up in the Bijlmermeer, I am sure he is free to go. I'll even drive him to the airport, just to make sure. Good riddance!!

Ice posted: 2010-04-06 11:48:05

Yo yo Tony,Obviously you even couldn't how to suppose something sometimes.Cece told us "IF",you know?That's hypothesis.And obviously I'm sure you even haven't read the whole article from steve,
Well,I don't deny you've got good imagination.But you know what as you think you're the host and steve is the guest,then would you do the honours and serve better.focus on your under improving service,I'm sure then your country would be more wonderful.:)

nadia posted: 2010-04-11 14:02:31

good on you Tony.
Ice are you really cece?
I think you are.
Keep up the good work Tony.
How about you go home too ice or cece or who ever you are.
I lived in australia for 27 years and am so very happy to be back in holland .
I was often told go back to where you came from and i did and have never regretted it.

Icecece posted: 2010-04-12 19:00:12

Hi Nadia,I'm sorry to hear that.I guess 27 years wishing going back to your own country is not so easy for you.I could totally understand how hard for you,because now I have no idea how long I'll have to stay in your fantastic country.And of cause why people should regret for anything,things just happened.

Edward posted: 2010-04-20 05:30:22

I am moving from Melbourne to Eindhoven for a Philips job ... any thoughts/advice/suggestions?

Lucy posted: 2010-04-26 13:55:39

I love Melbourne,I would like to stay in Melbourne and work there.

Blinky posted: 2010-04-28 23:22:56

Take good care there!!!:)

saint_nandor posted: 2010-09-09 15:33:39

The Netherlands "third world country"! I would say small, but tidy. US, Australia are crappy (look at roads, most of the neighbourhoods). That's what I call third world country.

Steve posted: 2010-09-14 13:53:05

Yes maybe not 3rd world, it is neat here, and generally decent roads considering it's sand underneath everywhere.
What countries are 2nd world by the way??
There are a lot of great things in Holland, for example much more civilised people than Australia, much safer, the water is better, the flowers, birds, the location is great for visiting so many European countries, but the standard of living is generally better in Australia, or it was when I was there 10 years ago, maybe not now with house prices having gone up 3 times.

Steve posted: 2010-09-14 15:35:30

Hi Edward how's the Eindhoven job?
Saunas are nice here, different to Melbourne as you'll discover, and a good way to warm up in the endless winter here.
Maastricht is a nice old town, not far from Eindhoven.
And you can drive to the Rhine Valley easily from there - aim for Bacharach.
Monschau is also nice, past Aachen.

wallpaper posted: 2012-04-22 16:31:59

I am also planning to start blogging on some topic but I am confused what to write about. Actually I am a teacher of Accounting, but I don't know how to create a cool blog like this which may be beneficial for my students.

Steve posted: 2012-04-23 01:27:54

You can try Google blogger.com, it's easy.

44 reactions to this article

Dan (another immigrant) posted: 2009-12-01 15:49:56

Ok, so after all these criticisms we're left with the obvious question: if Holland is like a third world country compared to Australia, what stops you to go back?

Steve posted: 2009-12-01 19:04:54

Good question. Have a guess Dan.

Jennifer posted: 2009-12-02 11:22:52

I have to say that I agree completely with this article. Sure, there are some nice things about Holland, but in general life is MUCH harder here than it has to be. Glad to be going back to my home country!!!

didi posted: 2009-12-02 11:36:42

I can fully understand that you feel the need to shop outsider The Netherlands.............nowhere in The Netherlands would sell a hat like that!!
No accounting for some peoples (bad) taste.

Geoff posted: 2009-12-02 11:39:16

There's a certain amount of truth in Steve's vision of Australia. The bureaucracy, the control, the 'ambtenaarishness' (officialdom) drive me crazy. And I presume Steve's here because there's no work for him in Australia.
If the photo of him in Berlin is anything to go by, I'm not surprised he's single.

Ray posted: 2009-12-02 11:41:39

...but the Dutch were famous for being a nation of short people, back in the Golden Age. Rembrandt and van Gogh were tiny men. So how come they are tall now? Steve's explanation doesn't hold up.

I think it is because of modern farming techniques, where all the dairy produce is infused with growth hormone, which make the cows grow larger and produce more milk.

John posted: 2009-12-02 12:34:50

...and he's still in this third world country, apparently after 10 years! Time to move on, pal. You give the rest of us Australians a bad name as a bunch of boring whingers. I can only assume your consulting rate is set so high that you find it hard to go elsewhere, in which case you should have listed "extremely lucrative IT contracting opportunities" as an addition to your 6 postives.

MonkeyNuts posted: 2009-12-02 13:01:44

How refreshing to read a report of reality instead of the insipid accounts from other expats. Things are x100 harder here - products are v.v. expensive, customer service is just awful, trying to find decent food products is practically impossible, unless you don't work and have a week to travel from one place to another. It's a country run by rules and regulations, which is fine for a place like China with their huge population, but in a tiny country like Holland it's suffocating. I'm here because of marriage, no other reason.

gbernsdorff posted: 2009-12-02 13:09:05

I am an expat in my own country, having lived abroad for the better part of my life. I agree with Steve on a number of issues, but I beg to differ on Food. Obviously, Steve has not found the right places. The quality has been improving considerably over the past decade. There are many excellent restaurants now, though they are not always around the corner and tend to be more expensive than their peers in France or Austria. There is much attention for Slow Food. Lots of places sell traditional and biodynamically grown food. Speaking of my own peculiar little sin, there is a number of chocolatiers and patissiers who are in no way inferior to what Paris and Vienna have to offer. I used to drive to Monsieur Linxhe in the rue François 1er for chocolates, or to Sweertvaegher in Antwerp, or stock up at Rajsigl when I passed by Innsbruck en route to Bozen. I still do, but I have that quality at my doorstep now, which is a godsend if one has reached 65.

Steve posted: 2009-12-02 15:14:25

Yeh yeh Didi I didn.t buy that hat, just tried it on!

Ray I´ve heard the growth hormone theory, but the food you eat would not change your genes and hence make your kids taller - it seems a genetic disposition. Growth hormones are more restricted now they say.
So we.ll see, as the latest crop of Dutchlings grow up.

John, no, lower rate than in Aus actually.

jeff posted: 2009-12-02 15:17:03

i also think some of these complaints are refreshing to read.i have alot of the same.i'm from seattle in the states

jenny posted: 2009-12-02 17:01:01

Also nice to read some complaints for a change. This column is usually painfully positive. I'm guessing the relaxed laws relating to drugs/sex are the reason you're still here. Given the long list of complaints, short list of positives and the fact that you're single I'm not sure what else it could be. I'm guessing your theories on dutch tallness are a joke? They haven't been tall for that long. I must say I have been to Australia so in terms of the nature, open space and climate must agree that NL doesn't come close! But in terms of history and culture, NL wins hands down. As for the small houses and gardens and one bathroom only- they just don't have the space here that they have in Oz. I had to laugh at the horrified reactions of some colleagues when another colleague revealed he was going to have 2 bathrooms in his new-build house. Such an extravagance! Food-wise I agree that, unless you want to pay alot, the food in restaurants in rubbish when compared to most other countries in Europe. But if you want to cook at home you can get some great produce. As for trying to change things by complaining - I tried that strategy for 10 years. It didn't work. It just made me angry and miserable. A good friend of mine - she's been here forever- suggested smiling when people say no and asking again. That seems to work much better.

Steve posted: 2009-12-02 21:04:50

I'm actually not all that single Jenny, and yes it's extended family keeps me here mainly. I'm not THAT heavily into drugs... :)
It is remarkable about the obligatory 'no' response - I went to Blokker the other day and asked 5 assistants for those cocktail toothpick thingies and they said 'No' very definitely, and then asked for metal oven trays - same response, then big bowls, and again a firm No!
I replied 'OK so you don't know, I'll look myself' and sure enough found all of them.
Maybe "no" means "don't know" here.

So what's your theory on why they're the tallest race on Earth?

John posted: 2009-12-02 22:40:55

I don't know where you people eat out and I can't comment about Bussum or Lelystad but I never have any problem finding scores of really good not-so-expensive-restaurants in Amsterdam where the service is excellent. Maybe you're all students or something. I've eaten crap food here but I've also eaten crap, expensive (and rotten) food in France, crap food in Belgium, crap food in Italy and tonnes of crap food in Australia. I've eaten crap food in countries besides these. I could also recite a long list of bad service experiences I've had in the wide brown land as well.
I'd be one of the last people to say that Albert Heijn offers a fabulous shopping experience but at least I can obtain some decent steak there that doesn't seem to have come from a beast that'd been flogged through the scrub over a period of 20 years.
The mention of "order and control" here is amusing given that Australia is Nanny State Numero Uno. Most things that are banned or made compulsory in other western countries are banned or made compulsory there first: smoking bans, alcohol bans, fireworks bans, compulsory seatbelts, junkfood bans, government proposals to censor internet content; video game bans; traffic enforcement like you wouldn't believe (probably a good idea given that they can't drive at all well); Mexican wave at sporting event bans; dog bans, and the compulsory strapping of stupid lumps of plastic to your head when riding a bicycle. This last one seems to have really been taken to heart by the public, because if you dare to venture onto even a quiet street without your lump of plastic, some passing yob motorist in an ugly car will hurl abuse at you before speeding off. They take it upon themselves to act as some sort of proxy do-gooding police force. I had more than 30 years experience living there. I like to return for holidays occasionally as its physically a beautiful country but there are many things about the place that I don't like. Rather than whine about it on a website, I moved.

Steve posted: 2009-12-03 11:30:07

You get the best of both worlds John, you moved AND you're whining on a website!

If you can recommend any decent eateries in Amsterdam, pass them on please. I could name 20 in Melbourne (and great coffee places), but 'passable' is about the best I've had here.
It's certainly true about the aggressive violent yobs in Australia.
The Dutch behave much better - maybe due to their school kanjer training.

Quin posted: 2009-12-04 09:09:59

Mate, sounds like you need to head back "down under".

CW posted: 2009-12-04 09:24:01

Sometimes it's not all about "you" and you have to make compromises for the sake of one's family. Sounds as if he had to make a choice between a relationship with his family or warm sunny weather thousands of kilometres away. Looks like he chose the former. Good on him!

Pip posted: 2009-12-04 11:18:01

"I have only found one good coffee place in Holland, called Coffeelovers in Maastricht, where the coffee is comparable to that of Melbourne or Milan."

That had me chuckling over my Douwe

DoeMaar posted: 2009-12-04 14:46:38

I knew this would get a rash of criticism. The guy has a right to give his honest opinion after being here 10 years. I thought that the Dutch liked direct-ness. ? ;-) He doesn't have to love everything about being here and he sure doesn't need to go back to his own land. He has a right to complain. It's observations from an expat point of view. FFS.

I can relate to a LOT of this. There are positives and negatives to every place you live. I'm sure he could drum up some about his native Oz, too.

I read this with humor. I like the list of positives over 10 years comes to a total of 6. LMAO!

Enjoyable read.

Bradinholland posted: 2009-12-04 15:40:24

Spot on Steve!
I’d drink an overpriced beer served by a nose picking, inattentive, know-it-all Dutch server with you any day mate.

Crystal posted: 2009-12-04 20:10:43

Of course Steve is not "all that single",Steve have had me. :)

herman posted: 2009-12-05 10:17:12

He had me too.... ;-)

Mari posted: 2009-12-05 10:19:40

Steve has had me too. :) x

hannahts posted: 2009-12-08 12:32:47

He had me too :-) hehehehe joking of course,

But i tend to like Holland and plan to stay. I dont know what australia is like so i cant comment on the comparisons made except yes its very expensive.

Jaye posted: 2009-12-09 13:17:03

I agree with a number of points, particularly the extremely poor service that's so rampant here in NL. I've never had trouble finding decent restaurants but they are all way overpriced for the quality you get.

I'm also pleased to hear you mention the way the Dutch seem to deliberately get in the way, doorway, pathway...I used to work in restaurants and later in offices and instead of saying 'excuse me', I'd give a look and say 'people working' to my colleagues. Their klompen-clad feet are stuck in mud and they cannot tolerate the presence of an unoccupied open space...have you ever noticed how quick you have to be in the supermarket before someone stretches an arm in front of your nose or stands directly in front of you? Peasant behavior that only accepts rudeness when it is not directed to them.

Men who wear socks with emblems and Disney characters plastered on their ankles (borrowed from the kids?) and eternally retro wardrobes that are second-hand (to the Nth exponent)...I'd rather shop at K-mart then in NL.

Dishing the Dutch is an ex-pat's favorite pastime, but we all have the option of leaving. As some other respondents mentioned, there are too many of these interviews with unrealistic positive comments. Who in the world believes that type of hype anymore??? My Dutch friends are still in my life because they say these same things about NL. You gain much more credibility when you portray a balanced picture of a place.

Steve posted: 2009-12-09 17:23:50

There are apparently quite a lot of crazy people in this country. Maybe the relaxed drug laws are a factor. :-)

Bee posted: 2009-12-22 13:08:33

I agree with Steve on almost everything. Yes, also on the food issue. Once my husband was dining out with his colleagues at a Chinese restaurant for the first time. Instead of picking off the menu card, they decided to leave the decision to the chef. In the end, the chef came out with dishes with 'familiar' tastes. Everyone said it was a wonderful dinner. But the thing is, my husband said, the chef just knows his Dutch customers well. As long as he makes similar tasting food to what the Dutch are used to, it will be fine. So as long as the taste is familiar to the Dutch, you can have many varieties of food here like the Mexican, Korean, etc... My husband is Dutch by the way.

The hygiene part is so absolutely true. I was shocked the first time I saw people using their bare hands to prepare food for me. But my problem is, my husband does not see that this is a problem! He said, we need to be dirty in order for the immune system to be strong.


Marga posted: 2010-04-02 15:13:47

I understand that holland isn't perfect, but to whine about just about everything is a bit too much!!
About the hygiene issue, Australians are not exactly clean, actually they are quite grotty in my opinion, and how many snackbars and restaurant have been closed down due to unhygienic practices, plenty!!
I don't understand that people want to stay in a country they don't like, maybe you should go back to australia, they still live in the dark ages, perhaps you like that better!!

BC posted: 2010-04-02 20:01:23

well.Marga,you misunderstood him who just expressed the truth about living in Holland.If you understand holland isn't perfect then why don't you face the truth,but excluding outsiders?

nadia posted: 2010-04-05 07:11:19

Oh Oh Oh steve

dont act like a wombat 'big and empty"
Follow the aussies own advice on the bumper stickers
" if you dont like it here then piss off to your own country'
If australia is so wonderful why does it have one of the highest suicide rates in the world not to mention teenage pregnancies ? If the food is so great why are the aussies known to be very obese? Safety is also an issue ,think of the countless backpacker murders,the bikie gangs ,
Have you seen the poor housing in redfern,guildford, etc
Etc etc etc but as usual the aussies like to dish it but cant take it.
Get rid of your tall poppy syndrome .

LBC posted: 2010-04-05 16:15:38

Woops...Please don't tell me this is western Civilization.Be civilized everyone!!!?

cece posted: 2010-04-05 20:13:55

Hey,nadia,you know what if he don't like holland but for some reasons who have to stay over there,Obviously,I could understand steve if he don't like Holland where he has lived for 10 years long.

Tony posted: 2010-04-06 05:13:33

Cece, what you're saying is that Steve HAS to live in Holland, but does not like it here? Then he should remember he is a guest in our wonderfull country and guests do not bag the hosts. Unless Steve is locked up in the Bijlmermeer, I am sure he is free to go. I'll even drive him to the airport, just to make sure. Good riddance!!

Ice posted: 2010-04-06 11:48:05

Yo yo Tony,Obviously you even couldn't how to suppose something sometimes.Cece told us "IF",you know?That's hypothesis.And obviously I'm sure you even haven't read the whole article from steve,
Well,I don't deny you've got good imagination.But you know what as you think you're the host and steve is the guest,then would you do the honours and serve better.focus on your under improving service,I'm sure then your country would be more wonderful.:)

nadia posted: 2010-04-11 14:02:31

good on you Tony.
Ice are you really cece?
I think you are.
Keep up the good work Tony.
How about you go home too ice or cece or who ever you are.
I lived in australia for 27 years and am so very happy to be back in holland .
I was often told go back to where you came from and i did and have never regretted it.

Icecece posted: 2010-04-12 19:00:12

Hi Nadia,I'm sorry to hear that.I guess 27 years wishing going back to your own country is not so easy for you.I could totally understand how hard for you,because now I have no idea how long I'll have to stay in your fantastic country.And of cause why people should regret for anything,things just happened.

Edward posted: 2010-04-20 05:30:22

I am moving from Melbourne to Eindhoven for a Philips job ... any thoughts/advice/suggestions?

Lucy posted: 2010-04-26 13:55:39

I love Melbourne,I would like to stay in Melbourne and work there.

Blinky posted: 2010-04-28 23:22:56

Take good care there!!!:)

saint_nandor posted: 2010-09-09 15:33:39

The Netherlands "third world country"! I would say small, but tidy. US, Australia are crappy (look at roads, most of the neighbourhoods). That's what I call third world country.

Steve posted: 2010-09-14 13:53:05

Yes maybe not 3rd world, it is neat here, and generally decent roads considering it's sand underneath everywhere.
What countries are 2nd world by the way??
There are a lot of great things in Holland, for example much more civilised people than Australia, much safer, the water is better, the flowers, birds, the location is great for visiting so many European countries, but the standard of living is generally better in Australia, or it was when I was there 10 years ago, maybe not now with house prices having gone up 3 times.

Steve posted: 2010-09-14 15:35:30

Hi Edward how's the Eindhoven job?
Saunas are nice here, different to Melbourne as you'll discover, and a good way to warm up in the endless winter here.
Maastricht is a nice old town, not far from Eindhoven.
And you can drive to the Rhine Valley easily from there - aim for Bacharach.
Monschau is also nice, past Aachen.

wallpaper posted: 2012-04-22 16:31:59

I am also planning to start blogging on some topic but I am confused what to write about. Actually I am a teacher of Accounting, but I don't know how to create a cool blog like this which may be beneficial for my students.

Steve posted: 2012-04-23 01:27:54

You can try Google blogger.com, it's easy.

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