Expat blogger Sal de Traglia grapples with Spain's lurid gargoyles

Spice of life: Erotic gargoyles of San Pedro

But not in San Pedro de Cervata—a 12th century cathedral that I visited recently while in northern Spain’s Cantabria region.

This is a church for which the confession box was invented.

San Pedro’s is famous for its erotic gargoyles.

Male gargoyles. Female gargoyles. Gargoyles performing solo and in pairs. San Pedro’s has it all—except, perhaps, gargoyles observing a vow of chastity.

You’ll be relieved to know, however, that these works of erotic art are only found on the church’s exterior. There is nothing titillating within San Pedro’s walls—although I can’t vouch for the contents of the altar boy’s gym bag.

My tour guide for the afternoon explained that there are two competing theories as to why the décor is so darn spicy.

The first theory is that church designers wanted to show a moral contrast. The church’s inner sanctum is the embodiment of purity and holiness; whereas lust, debauchery and other sinful recreations occur outside.

The second theory is one of practicality. There was a high infant mortality rate during the era in which the church was built.

As such, the gargoyles were intended to titillate the flock so that they would go forth and
multiply with a bit more zeal.

Kind of a limestone-based precursor to Viagra®, if you will.

Personally, I find the latter theory to be more persuasive—although my impartiality might be tainted by that gym bag-thing.

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