"My English Class" -- a monthly performance event featuring comedy, literature and songs -- is approaching its first birthday next month. This is the perfect excuse for looking back into how we all got ourselves into this mess in the first place. 

You probably think it was the glamorous lifestyle that sucked us into the world of stand-up comedy -- the chance of a threesome with Russell Brand and Noel Fielding -- or if they are busy, maybe the Chucklevision Brothers. But you would be wrong.

It was Berlin’s vibrant spoken-word scene that did it: The first time I read one of my stories publicly was during a Spoken Word performance night at Books in Berlin Bookshop in Charlottenburg. The event was organized by Lady Gaby (of "Fuel" fame), quite possibly the Queen of the Berlin Spoken Word scene.

Later, I cut my teeth at monthly open-mike events at the now defunct Café Rosa. When Café Rosa’s owner, Fiona Mizani, decided to create "Bordercrossing," Berlin’s English-language literary magazine, my alter-ego “Candi Girl” was born. She is me, basically, but a bit more of a slag. As Candi, The Girl Out of Ilford, I read stories about the life of a struggling, sex-starved single mum at the Bordercrossing Checkpoint, which was held at East of Eden bookshop in Friedrichshain. It was here that I met Jörg Kaier, “the Rock 'n' Roll Diktator,” and founded "My English Class."

"My English Class" is comedy, literature and song. It was all Jörg’s idea, to be honest, and once we had decided on a title, off we were. But finding a name wasn’t without its problems. I wanted to call it “Fetish.” I thought that Germans who love the English language, i.e. half our target audience, are, basically, fetishists. Jörg demurred, thinking that people would turn up wearing latex and chains. His suggestion was "D-Day." When I refused, he came up with “My English Class.” I liked it but I didn’t and in the end, I gave in because it was a million times better than "D-Day." So, with an okay name and a brilliant concept, we were ready to take over the world, or at least the world of the Berlin expatriate performance scene.

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